AN OPEN LETTER TO ARBY’S

Dear Arby’s:

I understand that you are deeply fascinated by and appreciative of your meat slicers, and while I respect that love you feel I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that fresh-sliced roadkill is still roadkill, no matter how freshly it is sliced.

Have a fresh-sliced day.

Sincerely,
Richard

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