I’ve Had Worse….

With genuine starling flavor!

With genuine starling flavor!

Chicken of the sea? No... Chicken of the Black Lagoon.

Chicken of the sea? No… Chicken of the Black Lagoon.

Once you get past the legs, those eggs aren't bad!

Once you get past the legs, those eggs aren’t bad!

Ooh. Look at the size o' that' croc! Let's see if we can really make him angry....

Ooh. Look at the size o’ that’ croc! Let’s see if we can really make him angry….

Fish Mouths

Just like momma use to make!

Just like momma use to make!

Fresh as the day it was... well, fresh, anyway.

Fresh as the day it was… well, fresh, anyway.

Now lower in cholesterol

Now lower in cholesterol

Real Western flavor... but be sure to pick the bones out before eating.

Real Western flavor… but be sure to pick the bones out before eating.

Rudolph has been downsized!

Rudolph has been downsized!

The sauce is what makes it so good.

The sauce is what makes it so good.

Something bugs me about this one....

Something bugs me about this one….

Don't knock it until you've tried it... and then knock it.

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it… and then knock it.

Better than Roadkill Sausage!

Better than Roadkill Sausage!

I don't understand why no one comes to my parties... I serve the best canned escargots.

I don’t understand why no one comes to my parties… I serve the best canned escargots.

Giant... because anything smaller wouldn't be giant.

Giant… because anything smaller wouldn’t be giant.

But then you have to decide what to do with giant bug leftovers.

But then you have to decide what to do with giant bug leftovers.

Because other canned herring doesn't have that squid flavor we all remember from childhood.

Because other canned herring doesn’t have that squid flavor we all remember from childhood.

Just don't ask which part of the pig....

Just don’t ask which part of the pig….

I can has cheezburger!

I can has cheezburger!

Sweeter then possum.

Sweeter then possum.

Tactical bacon. Actually, this one isn't all that odd.

Tactical bacon. Actually, this one isn’t all that odd.

You can bet it is.

You can bet it is.

Candwich: Zombie Apocalypse ready-to-eat!

Candwich: Zombie Apocalypse ready-to-eat!

The non-creamed version... and still sweeter than possum.

The non-creamed version… and still sweeter than possum.

Robin Williams didn't know they have 'em.

Robin Williams didn’t know they have ’em.

Hop on down to the store....

Hop on down to the store….

Makes you wonder what they were smoking.

Makes you wonder what they were smoking.

Liverspread. Just the word should strike fear into you.

Liverspread. Just the word should strike fear into you.

100% Organic.

100% Organic.

I'm sure you would.

I’m sure you would.

Actually, pretty good for camping trips. Soak it in molasses.

Actually, pretty good for camping trips. Soak it in molasses.

The phallic choice is now the easy choice.

The phallic choice is now the easy choice.

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When fresh is just oo much hassle.

When fresh is just oo much hassle.

Roadkill at its finest!

Roadkill at its finest!

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