Things I’ve Learned in a Wheelchair: Early morning rain showers on workdays suck.
Things I’ve learned in a wheelchair: It’s sometimes harder than it should be to not shout, “Whore is not a handicap. Park somewhere else.”
Things I’ve Learned in a Wheelchair: a lot of my clothes don’t work well anymore.
Things I’ve Learned in a Wheelchair: carpet sucks.
Guy checking me in at the doctor’s office: Have a seat anywhere you like.
Me (in my wheelchair): Done.
Guy checking me in: …
I thought it was way funnier than he did.
After almost being run down in a parking lot, my wheelchair now has an official flag.