Things I Have Learned in a Wheelchair: Being in a wheelchair is no excuse to not hold a door for a lady.
Are you kidding me? Because if you weren’t in a wheelchair before you tried to use this ramp, you would be after.
These chairs are really stupid expensive, but if I could manage to get my hands on one, I’d build a heavy-duty robot base, mount one of these on top, and have the WORLD’S COOLEST wheelchair.
And a vanity plate that reads SUPRVLN.
Things I’ve Learned in a Wheelchair: Early morning rain showers on workdays suck.
Things I’ve learned in a wheelchair: It’s sometimes harder than it should be to not shout, “Whore is not a handicap. Park somewhere else.”
Things I’ve Learned in a Wheelchair: a lot of my clothes don’t work well anymore.
Things I’ve Learned in a Wheelchair: carpet sucks.