The Empire Maid

Now there once was an Empire maid, she never was afraid
Of the goons and the ginks and the Jedi finks
and the rebel scum who made the raid.

She went to the Death Star where a meeting it was called,
And when the clones would come up to her
Oh this is what she’d say:

(Chorus)
Oh, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking to the Empire,
I’m sticking to the Empire,
I’m sticking to the Empire.
Oh, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking to the Empire,
I’m sticking to the Empire ’til the day I die.

Now this Empire maid was wise to the tricks of Bothan spies,
She’d program the drones and grow the clones; she’d always organized the guys.
And you know the followed her plan when she said “blow up Aldaraan.”
She showed her card to the Imperial Guard
Honey this is what they’d say:

(Chorus)

Now you planets who want to be free, just take a little tip from me;
Oh get you a gov’nor who’s and Imperial gov’nor
and you can join the galactic bureaucracy.
Because Empire life ain’t hard when you got a Death Star,
And an Empire life is a happy life when you crush rebel strife.

(Chorus x2)